Funny Facebook Status

Funny facebook status sayings

2011-09-14T01:18:00.000-07:00

Funny sayings for facebook status says »» happy C eh N eh D eh Day eh!
Funny status messages for facebook says »» only in Canada...... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink
Status for facebook funny »» is not offended by the term "homo milk" because, I am Canadian
Is having afunny facebook status »» sayings poo... Cheese curds, gravy and fries.
Funny facebook status pranks »» says you know you're Canadian when you can fill in the blanks to: "The good old ____ game is the best ____ you can ____."
Funny sayings for facebook status says »» like all other Canadians knows which leaves make for good TP... Happy Canada Day!
Funny sayings for facebook status says »» needs more Flannel.... Nuff Said.... Happy Canada Day!
Funny sayings for facebook status says »» is celebrating Canada Day wearing his toque and having a Double Double.

Funny facebook status messages

2011-09-14T01:09:00.001-07:00

1. Funny status for facebook »» feels sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day
2. Funny facebook status messages »» thinks that without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza!
3. Facebook funny status »» is also available in Sober
4. Funny facebook status quotes »» Beer! Helping ugly people have sex since 1862!
5. Funny facebook status ideas »» thinks that beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer
6. Facebook status funny »» is having a beer on this glorious Sunday morning. After all, beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy!
7. Funny quotes for facebook status »» knows that there are better things than beer... But beer makes up for the fact that I don't have any of them...
8. Funny status updates for facebook »» thinks that if beer and women aren't the answer, then you're likely asking the wrong question!
9. Funny facebook status lines »» knows that a drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts
10. Funny status facebook »» thinks the problem with you is that you are a few beers behind!

Funny Facebook Status Part 1

2011-09-14T01:02:00.000-07:00

1. Funny Facebook Status »» says if your name was Homework.... I'd be doing you right now!
2. Funny Facebook Status »» says back in my day, we used to call it "recess"... now-a-days, it's referred to as "cease fire".
3. Facebook Funny Status »» would often... when I read a book... thank my teacher. At least I used to... until she got an unlisted number.
4. Status Funny Facebook »» Studying is like student and dying put together
5. Funny Status Facebook »» does not need no spelling lessons... who do you think put the cool in scool?
6. Funny Facebook Status »» thinks going back to school would be great if it weren't for all the classes.
7. Funny Status Facebook Status »» thinks teachers aren't truly appreciated... until the weekends!
8. Status Funny Facebook »» would like to remind the kids not to let their schooling get in the way of their education
9. Funny Facebook Status »» Teachers call is "cheating"... We call it "teamwork".
10. Funny Facebook Status »» The more u learn the more u know the more u know the more u forget the more u forget the less u know, so why learn?