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1. Funny status for facebook »» feels sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day
2. Funny facebook status messages »» thinks that without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza!
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4. Funny facebook status quotes »» Beer! Helping ugly people have sex since 1862!
5. Funny facebook status ideas »» thinks that beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer
6. Facebook status funny »» is having a beer on this glorious Sunday morning. After all, beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy!
7. Funny quotes for facebook status »» knows that there are better things than beer... But beer makes up for the fact that I don't have any of them...
8. Funny status updates for facebook »» thinks that if beer and women aren't the answer, then you're likely asking the wrong question!
9. Funny facebook status lines »» knows that a drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts
10. Funny status facebook »» thinks the problem with you is that you are a few beers behind!

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